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Gross
Halloween Party Food
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Kitty Litter Cake
Spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
1 large pkg. vanilla instant pudding
mix
1 pkg. vanilla sandwich cookies
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 new (and definitely unused) kitty litter
pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new Pooper Scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to
directions (any size pans). Prepare
pudding mix and chill until ready to
assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies
in small batches in food processor,
scraping often. Set aside all but about
1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add
a few drops green food coloring and mix
using 5. When cakes are cooled to room
temperature, crumble into a large bowl.
Toss with half the remaining white cookie
crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in
just enough of the pudding to moisten it.
You don't want it soggy. Combine
gently).
Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put
mixture into litter box. Put three
unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave
safe dish and heat until soft and pliable.
Shape ends so they are no longer blunt,
curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more
Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.
Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs
over top.
Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly
over the top. (This is supposed to look
like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.)
Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave
until almost melted. Scrape them on top of
the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the
top; take one and heat until pliable, hang
it over the side of the kitty litter box,
sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.
Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle
a few of the cookie crumbs around.
Boogers on a Stick
8 ounce Jar Cheez Whiz
3 or 4 drops Green food coloring
3 dozen pretzel sticks
Melt Cheez whiz in the microwave according
to jar directions. Allow the cheese to
cool slightly in the jar. Carefully stir
in food coloring using just enough to turn
the cheese a pale snot green. To form
boogers: Dip and twist the tip of each
pretzel stick into the cheese, lift out,
wait twenty seconds, then dip again. When
cheese lumps reach a boogerish size, set
pretzels boogers on wax paper to cool.
Day Old Bath Water
- 12
ounce Can frozen lemonade
- 2
liters 7-Up
- 1/2
gallon Rainbow sherbet
Thaw
sherbet for approximately 15 minutes and
place in a plastic tub. Add lemonade
(prepared according to directions) and
7-up. Sherbet will melt and turn mixture
day old bath water grayish-brown. Float a
handful of green, yellow and white tiny
after-dinner mints (tiny bars of soap) on
top of the scummy punch.
Strained Eyeballs
6 hard boiled eggs
6 oz Whipped cream cheese
7 oz Green olives -- with pimientos
Red food coloring
Peel eggs cut in half lengthwise. Remove
the discard yolks. Fill the holes with
cream cheese. Press an olive into each
cream cheese eyeball, pimiento facing up,
for an eerie green iris and startling red
pupil! For a final touch, dip the tip of a
toothpick in red food coloring and draw
broken blood vessels in the cream
cheese.
Hairball Salad with Saliva Dressing
1 lg Ripe avocado
2 c Alfalfa sprouts
6 grated carrots
Italian dressing
Cut avocado in half and scoop out the pit.
Scoop avocado out of the shell and put in
the bowl. Add sprouts to the avocado meat.
Mash with a fork. It is ok to leave some
lumps. Set the mixture aside.
Divide the grated carrots among the four
salad bowls. Make walnut size hairballs
from the avocado mixture and arrange them
on top of the grated carrots. Pour Italian
"saliva" dressing over hairballs and
serve.
Simple Pimples
1-2 dozen cherry tomatoes
Flavored soft cream cheese Spread
Core tomatoes with a carrot peeler or
knife. Drain excess tomato juice. Using a
butter knife, fill holes in tomatoes with
cream cheese. Give each pimple a gentle
squeeze and arrange on a platter.
Have a safe and fun
Halloween!
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